Free microwave...
Yeah, so my boyfriend and I were coming out of our Student Union and there was a man about to throw a microwave into a lorry full of trash. My boyfriend's like
"a microwave, we'll have that!"
Man- "yeah, ok"
Me- "does it work?"
Man- "probably"
Me- "cool, thanks!" *takes microwave*

Awesomes :-)

We were on the way to a shop, so we had to take the microwave there, lol. Then our religion and theology lecture, in a theatre with plug sockets! So we had it on a chair next to us and plugged it in to see if it was working, lol. It was- score :-)
We asked around if anyone had anything needed warming up, but they didn't :-( I swear, if we had had microwave popcorn on us in that lecture it would have been a fantastic moment :-D

Then my boyfriend was off to do things so I was left to take it home on the bus, lol. Carrying it to the bus stop was tricky enough, then sorting out my oyster card... I was considering just using the timer to make the "ping" noise and claim it was the oyster card beep :-D
Also the plate and stuff were crashing around inside which made a few people look at me oddly, but I assured them it was ok :-)