Today we got up early (and missed our lessons) to go attack another medical school.

We had it all planned out, we took the tube to the nearest station, had stickers to deface any signs to the uni, stickers of our own med school to put up, tampons and sanitary towels and ketchup, condoms full of suncream, and eggs to throw, we were all in scrubs with masks or something to hide our identities. One person was dressed as batman and another two were in their underwear...

then the RAG committee made us wait out in the street and went to check if the coast was clear. So we were standing completely visible for about 15 minutes... they came back and said there was security ID'ing everyone who was going in, as the uni had found out about our planned attack...
So we didnt know what to do. in the end we decided to go anyway, walked in, saw the security and had to run off... threw a few eggs etc on the way but then someone from their uni threw an egg at us, a guy slipped on it and broke his arm...

So all in all a terrible failure. Very disheartening. and embarassing. I returned with 5 eggs out of 6 and made them into an omelette of shame.

In the afternoon I got drunk and went ragging with two different friends though... We had a lot of fun!
We ragged lots of taxis this time...
Tried to rag a van full of police officers but they had no money...
Stopped at pubs along the way and drank more...
Tried to rag a statue that didnt give us anything :-S
I tried to rag a couple that were making out... they stopped and she says "are you serious?"
"Yes, yes I am. but im also drunk."

And that concludes rag week!

Today me and my friend got super-drunk and were out for hours!

We started off in Leicester Square, wandered to Oxford Circus, Through to Trafalgar Square, then somehow ended up at Goodge Street! Took the tube to Temple to rag the library again then walked home.

We found some Hare Krishnas dancing and playing in the street and danced along behind them for 10 minutes :-) they liked us!
I taught my friend how to do tequila shots in a pub we found...
I climbed on a statue of Lady Britannia and got it to hold my bucket, I have a picture posing with it!
Tried to rag pidgeons again
Tried to rag french people who were claiming they didn't understand... I got them with "l'hopital pour les enfants" lol!
Ragged a taxi driver!
Gave people directions to places I had no idea where they were, because I knew if I did they felt obliged to donate :-p
Ragged Hamleys! We started at the top floor so by the time we got thrown out we were on ground anyway!
Got randomly given loads of fortune cookies for chinese new year and gave them to people who donated :-) the ones that my friend didnt eat, lol.
Visited my boyfriend in the library and thoroughly embarassed him by being loud and drunk... got pushed around on a wheely chair by my friend who wanted to learn about the Third Reich when he saw a book on it, lol.

Today me and my friend got up nice and early to go ragging before lectures... did 4 sambuca shots each at quarter to nine in the morning... fun!

We took the tube to Bond Street and ragged up and down Oxford Street :-)
Tried to rag a pidgeon but it flew away... How rude!
Filled out a form for an oxfam guy in exchange for his change... he doesn't know the phone number he has is actually one of my ex-boyfriends... haha
Ragged the tube station and tube on the way home... One guy gave me a fiver!

Then made it to lectures slightly drunk still... slightly harder to understand than usual...

Raising And Giving, is basically letting students loose with buckets to run around London and collect change for charities the university has decided to support.

I did it for the first time today after lectures and it was really fun :-)


The RAG hit squad came in and interrupted a lecture! The lecturer was talking, and kinda trailed off, and said "can I help you guys?" we all turned to see 4 people in balaclavas who said "oh no sir, we just need to borrow this guy" stroked some guy and dragged him out of the hall... picked someone else to take as well who turned out to be on crutches... the balaclava'd guy took his bag and made him hobble out! Then said to us all "let that be a lesson to you, come out ragging" so we went after that...



We tried to steal wheelchairs from the hospital to push each other around in but got caught :-s
A man said he'd give us money if we did something stupid, so I punched my mate in the face (gently!)
We went into the student library on the other campus and ragged each student working individually in loud whispers :-)
I ragged a man standing with a clipboard for another charity, haha
I ragged the queue in McDonald's
And me and my friend got chased by a dog!

And random I got!

I got bored, got drunk and went out to climb trees.
Returned 5 hours later with this collection of items...


A photo of the khazakh embassy...


And when I finally got back my friend was bored and made me a chair-full of fresh pasta.

So last week, my friend arranged "make the effort day"- going to lessons as dressed up as you can, becuase sometimes you gotta look good :-D

After that i arranged "just don't fricking bother day"- a day where even getting dressed or washed is optional, no make-up allowed! Becuase sometimes, the extra sleep is worth it :-D

So today is don't fricking bother day, and me and two of my friends went to lectures in our pyjamas :-D It was great, so comfy! Extra time in bed, no rush in the morning :-D and a few weird looks, heehee.
Some guy from my tutorial group was like "i got up at half seven, and you're not even dressed!" lol.
One of my friends couldn't really wear pyjamas becuase he had dissection, so he went to sleep in his clothes specially for us :-D

Some people forgot, but we'll arrange another one!

after attempting to use skype for the first time in months, i am being randomly chatted to by a man named andy from manchester, he is 29 and telling me how much he likes being treated like a baby and would like to snuggle in my arms being fed from a baby bottle.

I AM NOT KIDDING.

today at work a man told me the model of his bike was a "thundercat".
Its really hard to sort out insurance when youre trying not to laugh!

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we got to come up with names for our team at work too:
I came up with:
The Flying Kippers
Happy Elephant Recycling Operation (i work for a company called HERO)
Team Quite Good

i like the last one :-) also suggested was "Hero my arse" (well, its to the point) and:
Hormonal Emotional Retards Oncall :-) i like muchly.

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I was in a cafe with my mate and yelled at him about something, he told me "now now, we use our indoor voices!"
"I DONT HAVE AN INDOOR VOICE!!"

first things first, i have given up on men, and instead got four big textbooks out of the library :-) nerdy is better!

...i met some camera-shy ducks today.

i was sitting in the park, id been very still for a while, so these ducks had wandered right near me, from the pond a few hundred metres away. they werent bothered by me at all, i had moved a few times to get things out of my bag etc.
so because they were so close i decided to take their picture. however as soon as i got my camera out, they legged it!

all i have is a picture of them legging it... lol.



ok, so they don't look like they're running that fast, but its the photo. and they ARE ducks.

Today in the town centre at lunchtime were people giving out free bleach!!
FREE BLEACH! Just a stall where they were handing out free samples of small bottles of domestos.
I found this so cool and funny I went back 3 times, and ended up with 5 bottles of free bleach :-)

In other news, i bought a saxophone :-)

the weirdest thing happened today. me and my best friend were wandering home after having coffee, and we walked past a charity shop. and stopped. and looked again.
..it was FULL of FROGS!!

just, loads and loads of different frogs! toy stuffed ones, little ornament ones, a frog bathmat, the whole window was full of green!!
we had to check with each other that that was actually there, and we werent tripping.

why would one shop have so many frog-related items? how did it amass them all? who are all these people buying frog items and then deciding they dont want them?

...and why did the shop decide to have an entire frog display?

today i gave out fliers for the mudwrestling event that i am taking part in with my rather attractive female friend...

(comment if you wanna come!)

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haha, i was on the phone to a woman trying to insure her car, she didnt know the make and model so kept running outside to look at it :-) bless!

...but i managed to accidentally buy a saxophone.
...but i ended up at a PC world works party, so stoned i couldn't stand up straight.

i made spider-man buns with a cake mix set :-)
...with a lot of weed in.
the room was spinning for the next 5 hours.

one of those inhaly, replacement-cigarette things.
theyre HORRIBLE! they burn your throat, make you cough and give you a headache.
...i kinda prefer real cigarettes.

today i got rather embarrassed by my friend walking in on me lying in bed, asking where the guy i was with was...
he emerges from under the duvet (ill leave you to figure it out)
then to top it all off, my mate offers him apple pie!!

i got turned down to go to the cinema with a guy becuase of homework.
doesnt seem random, but thats just not natural...

Me and the guy i sit next to at work are married.
We both sat back and put our feet up on the desk at exactly the same time... mirror image kinda way. to top it off, he was reading a book and i was knitting!

I also got so bored at work i made a fully working open-mouth puppet out of paper, a black biro, sellotape and a shoe box.

Today I add another person to the list of people i have managed to bite and draw blood.
His name is James :-)

today i was on the phone to a customer (i work in a call centre now) and someone showed me a picture of my co-worker in the borat costume; you know the lime green over-the-shoulder thong thing?
i laughed so much i had to put him on hold for a few minutes :-)